Friday evening at the Garys:
Myka: No Haily! I am not going to be the boy! I want to be Tigress Cheetah Princess... Momma, Haily is telling me I have to be the prince and I told her I don't want to and-
Me: Oh my gosh girls! Haily- Myka can be whoever she wants to be- she doesn't have to be the boy, OK? OK?
(Haily stands silent looking out the front window with her back to me.)
Me: Myka, just be Tigress or maybe you guys should take a break from playing together-
Haily: I need her to be the prince! I am the snow princess and I have to dance with the prince!
Me: Here, Haily- use the broom.
Me: Look it's Edward (I taped the Twilight cover to the top of the broom)
Me as Edward: Snow Princess, please will you dance with me?
Haily: I don't want to dance with a broom!
Edward Broom: (falls to the ground with a smack)
Me: Oh Haily! You've broken Edward's heart! He's dead on the floor!
Myka: (Mom, Haily likes Atreyu, not Edward)
Me: OK well I don't have a picture of Atreyu...
Me as Atreyu: Snow Princess, It is I, Atreyu, The Warrior, will you do me the honor of dancing with me?
Haily: Slowly turning around with a teeny smile...'Yes, Atreyu."
Do I get mom points? Or what!!!!